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1. FUNNY DEFINITIONS1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through quot;
the minds of eitherquot;
. <br /> <br />6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. .. 9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 12. Classic: books which people praise, but do not read. 13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. 21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway quot;
See I am not injured yet.quot;
24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. 25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 26. Father: A banker provided by nature.<br />27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. 28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after? 30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.<br />31.School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. <br />32.Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. <br />33.Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. <br />34.Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. <br />35.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through quot;
the minds of eitherquot;
<br />36.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. <br />37.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. <br />38.Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. <br />39.Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. <br />40.Father: A banker provided by nature. <br />41.Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. <br />42.Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. <br />43.Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. <br />44.Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. <br />45.Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. <br />46.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. <br />47.Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. <br />48.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. <br />49.Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. <br />50.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. <br />51.Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. <br />52.Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death <br />